snow!

This morning I woke up at 7 after going to bed at 4, and I looked at the ceiling of the room I was in, and only heard birds chirping outside. I noticed that there were a few different chirps echoing in the room, and closed my eyes to fall back asleep. What I heard was not chirps, it was little space ships firing mini-lasers and mini-rockets at one another. A war between birds.

I've never been to Alaska, but I can tell you this, I've been to Lincoln, Nebraska and hell, you know it ain't worth shit, I've been through Nova Scotia, Sydney to Halifax, I'll never take any pictures cause I know I'll just be right back.

[cue violins, roll credits]