kubbur a hlaupum

hamster hamster hamster

funky

November 29, 2006 - Bite your tongue, Jaws.

This giant prehistoric sea predator packed the most powerful bite of any fish, living or extinct�strong enough to shear a shark clean in half, scientists say.

Researchers discovered this awesome jaw power while studying the fossilized skull of Dunkleosteus terrelli, or "terrible fish," a 33-foot (10-meter) behemoth that lived 400 million years ago in what is now Ohio.

Scientists from the University of Chicago and Chicago's Field Museum used the monster's skull to recreate the musculature of the fish's head and found that its colossal jaws delivered a bite with a remarkable 1,100 pounds (540 kilograms) of force.

That rivals the infamous crunch of Tyrannosaurus rex, the researchers say.

What's more, the fish's bladed, quadruple-hinged jaws focused this force at the creature's front fangs, which struck at a literally bone-crushing 8,000 pounds per square inch (562 kilograms per square centimeter) - enough to crack modern concrete.

This mighty munching power put the whole ocean on the ancient fish's menu, scientists say. Dunkleosteus dined freely on everything from giant mollusks and crustaceans to, yes, sharks, making it one of the world's first rulers of the food chain.

"Dunkleosteus was able to devour anything in its environment," lead researcher Philip Anderson, of the University of Chicago, said in a statement released yesterday.

"[Its bite] made this fish into one of the first true apex predators seen in the vertebrate fossil record," colleague Mark Westneat, the Field Museum's curator of fishes, added.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/11/061129-fish-bite.html

put a big rock in your butt

http://monsterwang.com/taiyed/Eddie_Murphy-Boogie_in_your_butt.mp3

incredible x2

michael richards bandwagon

http://captainoftheussinevitable.ytmnsfw.com/

incredible

killa bees

Scientists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico have rather splendidly announced the immediate availability of the bomb-sniffing bee, Reuters reports.

The boffins declared they'd "trained honeybees to stick out their proboscis when they smell explosives in anything from cars and roadside bombs to belts similar to those used by suicide bombers". The terror-busting insects can "recognise substances ranging from dynamite and C-4 plastic explosives to the Howitzer propellant grains used in improvised explosive devices in Iraq", according to researchers.

Research scientist Tim Haarmann told Reuters: "When bees detect the presence of explosives, they simply stick their proboscis out. You don't have to be an expert in animal behaviour to understand it as there is no ambiguity."

Haarmann enthused: "We are very excited at the success of our research as it could have far-reaching implications for both defense and homeland security."

The plan is, as Haarman explained, to deploy the bees in "hand-held detectors the size of a shoe box", and train security operatives in their use. Whether detected suicide bombers would be attacked by swarms of SWAT Brazilian killer bees is not noted.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/28/terror_busting_bees/

such a card

real still recognize real

Is Weed the New Prozac?

by Jonah Lehrer

Fifteen million Americans, or five percent of the population, are currently taking a drug that treats most of their anxiety symptoms. This drug isn’t addictive, can be delivered to your door in certain metropolitan areas, and is cheaper than most of its competitors. Its main side effect? The munchies.

I’m talking about marijuana, a.k.a. Cannabis sativa, and both scientists and pharmaceutical companies are looking to it as a possible cure for what may be our generation’s most pressing psychological affliction.

Anxiety Perhaps it’s the War on Terror, or our stagnating incomes, or just the fact that Prozac is running out of fresh supplicants and Eli Lilly needs a new disease. Whatever the cause, the data is clear: Americans are growing more nervous, and we want something to take the edge off. Every generation needs a new pandemic, and anxiety is our new depression.

Despite the fact marijuana was first cultivated almost 10,000 years ago, modern medicine has yet to find a pharmaceutical equal. No other substance melts away our fears with such slick efficiency. But that may soon change. A cadre of neuroscientists is now using the natural potency of pot—its active ingredient is Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC)—as the possible basis for a next generation anti-anxiety pill.

Before you can understand why pot might be the next Prozac, you have to know a little bit about how marijuana works inside the brain. Our cortex contains a class of proteins called endocannabinoids. These compounds might sound illegal, but they are actually an essential ingredient of normal human brain function. For some mysterious reason, the active ingredient of a tropical shrub—THC—is able to perfectly mimic our natural endocannabinoids, and activate our neural receptors. Pot doesn’t infuse our brain with a foreign substance so much as it activates system that is already there. As Roger Nicoll, a neuroscientist at UCSF, puts it: “the brain makes its own marijuana.” Smoking a joint just helps you make more of it.

It wasn’t until 1984 that scientists even knew the endocannabinoid system existed. By the early 1990’s, researchers began to realize that this neural system was extremely important. For one thing, endocannabinoid receptors (CB1) proved to be one of the most abundant G-protein coupled receptors in the brain. Secondly, CB1 receptors were clustered where it counts, and seemed to populate many of our most important brain areas, like the cerebral cortex, hippocampus, and amygdala.

But scientists still couldn’t figure out what all these natural endocannabinoids did when we weren’t smoking pot. After all, our brains didn’t evolve so that we could get high; our CB1 receptors must also control some aspects of normal brain function. A tantalizing solution arrived in 2003, from Giovanni Marsicano of the Max Planck Institute of Psychiatry in Munich. After painstakingly dismantling their endocannabinoid system, he showed that mice lacking normal CB1 receptors could feel fear but couldn’t forget it. In other words, their anxiety is chronic. They are always nervous and twitchy.

Neuroscientists now believe that a faulty endocannabinoid system might play a large part in all sorts of anxiety syndromes from post-traumatic stress disorder to irrational phobias. Furthermore, they are using this knowledge to invent new drugs. The Holy Grail is a THC compound that is targeted to the parts of our brain—like the amygdala—that modulate our sense of fear. Such a pill would give us the anti-anxiety effects of pot, but without the giddiness, stupidity and hunger. While scientists still don’t know if such a site-specific pill is possible—can we just get our amygdala high?—experiments done in the next few years should help resolve the issue.

Needless to say, such a pill would raise all sorts of legal issues at the FDA. Although the FDA has already approved other types of synthetic THC—these drugs are used to treat the nausea brought on by chemotherapy and AIDS—it might be less prone to approve a pot inspired pill that is psychoactive, and deliberately imitates the effects of a fat spliff.

http://www.nyinquirer.com/nyinquirer/2006/09/is_weed_the_new.html

FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!

burgled

RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police.

William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church.

Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography.

Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images.

Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1.

Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/543111.html

Why Must I Cry

This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it's not about how well the singer is it's about expression of hard times.

red red wine

Die fantastischen Vier

1990's German style

bah dum bum v2

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Go fuck yourself

aww crap

Film director Robert Altman dies
DAVID GERMAIN
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - Robert Altman, the caustic and irreverent satirist behind "M-A-S-H," "Nashville" and "The Player" who made a career out of bucking Hollywood management and story conventions, died at a Los Angeles Hospital, his Sandcastle 5 Productions Company said Tuesday. He was 81.

The director died Monday night, Joshua Astrachan, a producer at Altman's Sandcastle 5 Productions in New York City, told The Associated Press.

The cause of death wasn't disclosed. A news release was expected later in the day, Astrachan said.

A five-time Academy Award nominee for best director, most recently for 2001's "Gosford Park," he finally won a lifetime achievement Oscar in 2006.

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bah dum bum

Why are New Yorkers so angry?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

idiot

Driving drunk led to a major drug bust in the Salt Lake Valley.

A Highway Patrol trooper stopped a driver last night who was swerving all over the road. The trooper discovered more than alcohol on the driver's breath. He found bag after bag of marijuana in the back of the car.

One of our photographers heard the traffic stop on police scanners. He checked it out and found there was more to the stop than a DUI citation. Troopers confiscated hundreds of pounds of fresh marijuana. We have video you'll only see on KSL.

Around 7:30 last night troopers pulled over 30- year-old Troy Coates on SR-201 at about 9000 West. They say he was driving erratically.

Once stopped, the trooper smelled alcohol and fresh- cut pot.

Inside Coates' car troopers found 350 pounds of marijuana worth 300-thousand dollars, in seven duffel bags.

Lt. Mark Zesiger/UHP: "It's a big deal. 350 pounds of marijuana that was probably coming into the Salt Lake area. That would probably put a big dent in the drugs here in this area, drivers who are driving under the influence of marijuana."

Coates failed a field sobriety test. He was booked on charges of possession, distribution, DUI, and other traffic violations.

We still don't know where Coates was taking the pot or where it came from, but it will be destroyed.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=662537

lemonade from limes

Salesmen and racists and football stars
All hanging out at the hotel bar
Telling those jokes, clearing their throats
Drinking their dinner and smoking my dope
Well, I will smile and I'll backslap
Laugh at those jokes and gladly shake their hands.

lol

stephen dorf threatens to kill steve-o

mercy me

Rockers to sponsor under-10 team

The team runs out to Motorhead's Ace of Spades

A Lincoln boys football team have won a sponsorship coup with a difference after striking a deal with heavy metal band Motorhead.

The Greenbank under-10s B team have the internationally renowned band's name on their shirts along with the band's motif - a skull named Snaggletooth.

The North Hykeham team also run out to the band's famous Ace of Spades track.

Team manager Gary Weight said the deal came about as he used to know lead singer Lemmy.

"It was from a bizarre idea one evening. I sent an email off to them and they came back and said it was a great idea.

The hope is that we can go out on the football pitch and terrorise the opponents Manager Gary Weight

"I knew Lemmy years ago and for him, I think the thought of a football team running out with the Motorhead logo made him chuckle a bit, so that's where it's come from," said Mr Weight.

He is hoping the deal will draw inspired performances from his team.

"The hope is that we can go out on the football pitch and terrorise the opponents and come away worthy winners," he said.

The junior players will have a team photograph taken with the band ahead of their Rock City gig in Nottingham on 19 November.

The team, which are second in the league, also listen to other rock acts, such as the Kaiser Chiefs and Coldplay, before games.

new yawk

bananas & blow

This man is on the loose around Penn State and is wanted by the police


UNIVERSITY PARK -- The so-called "Chicken Man" finally ran afoul of the law.

Gregory E. Gehl, whose claim to fame is roaming about the Penn State campus and downtown dressed in a black tuxedo with a chicken mask over his head was actually being sought by police Friday morning after he allegedly disrupted several large classes in the Forum Building.

It's not often a "be-on-the-lookout" notice goes out over the airwaves to Centre County authorities for a 6-foot, two-inch tall man wearing a tux and a chicken mask.

"He ran into several classes while they were in session and caused disruptions," said Penn State police spokesman Tyrone Parham. "He was actually holding a live chicken."

Police issued Gehl a summary citation for disorderly conduct, meaning he'll get a $300 fine if convicted or if he pleads guilty

Chocolate Jesus

Pull My Daisy

Robert Frank 1959
Written and Narrated by Jack Kerouac

Even Dwarfs Started Small

plate throwing and chickens!

tina fey hates paris hilton

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27269925.shtml
From the Howard Stern Show

HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

TF: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

...and I'm spent

http://www.allwhitedating.com

I'm a proud Norse warrior living in England, but pining for my pure white Scandinavian homelands.

I hope to one day drag England out of the MUD and be proud to live here

I am very interested in Norse and Viking Lore and all-white football (soccer). In my spare time I draw purity-themed cartoon's and I make acid techno music with racially-aware lyric's.

the trainrider

ignore the shitty music

Gwar on Joan

WHAT

don't

totally awesome.

go san francisco

The Board of Supervisors voted today to outlaw the use of Styrofoam and other polystyrene products by city restaurants and to effectively decriminalize the use, sale and cultivation of marijuana by adults.

The food container legislation, introduced by Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin and approved unanimously on the first of two votes needed for passage, would apply to about 3,400 restaurants in San Francisco as well city facility food service providers and food vendor companies contracting with the city. It is scheduled to be implemented June 1, 2007.

Polystyrene containers are blamed for filling up landfills and breaking down into smaller nonbiodegradable pieces that harm marine and other wildlife when they are ingested.

In passing the ordinance, San Francisco joins number of other cities around the country, including Oakland, Portland, Ore., and Berkeley, which banned Styrofoam and similar products nearly 20 years ago.

The marijuana legislation, which passed on an initial vote 8-3, would set nearly all crimes involving marijuana as the lowest law enforcement priority for city police and urges the district attorney to adopt the same policy when prosecuting criminal defendants.

It passed with the blessing of the police officials, but over the complaints of some residents who say the marijuana trade attracts or occurs along with other criminal activity that undermines the quality of life in their neighborhoods.

Ammiano introduced the legislation in August at the behest of groups pushing for the national decriminalization of marijuana.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/14/BAGUAMCRCP5.DTL

hahah

PUTNAM, Connecticut (AP) -- Two armed thugs tried to rob a line of people waiting to buy the new PlayStation 3 gaming console early Friday and shot one who refused to give up the money, authorities said.

The two confronted 15 to 20 people who were in line outside a Wal-Mart store shortly after 3 a.m. and demanded money, said Lt. J. Paul Vance, a spokesman for the state police. The new Sony consoles are selling for $500 to $600.

"One of the patrons resisted. That patron was shot," Vance said.

He said the two gunmen fled and the victim was taken to University of Massachusetts Medical Center in Worcester. There was no immediate word on the victim's condition.

Vance said police were searching for the suspects, both believed to be in their teens. He said one was wearing a ski mask and brandishing a handgun, and the other had what appeared to be a shotgun.

Short supplies of the PS3 and strong demand led to lines of buyers, some waiting for days, outside stores across the country.

In Palmdale, California, authorities shut down a Super Wal-Mart after some shoppers got rowdy late Wednesday. In West Bend, Wisconsin, a 19-year-old man was injured when he ran into a pole racing with 50 others for one of 10 spots outside a Wal-Mart.

In Lexington, Kentucky, police were investigating a drive-by shooting that hit four people with BB pellets outside a Best Buy store, causing minor injuries, according to television station WKYT, whose own reporter was hit as she interviewed buyers in line.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/17/playstation.ap/index.html

flashlight

Screams from the room to the left of the kitchen were manufactured to make the deaf want to listen. Teaspoons full of morphine everyday between two full moons for me. I've never seen change as quick as this, it must be some kind of cosmic trick. We only got a two month head up, the first was a hospital visit, the second was a hospital bed and a back full of bed sores, his legs numb and bloody lips. I'm sad as hell and I wish I heard the stories he never had a chance to tell, now he's gone insane from the tumor in his brain.

WE WERE NEVER CLOSE, LATELY, BUT MAYBE THIS EXPERIENCE HELPED RAISE ME, AND AT LEAST I GOT TO LEARN THAT MY FATHER WAS A CAR SALESMAN, HE TAUGHT ME TO STAY WARM IN THE COLD, AND AT LEAST TOLD ME TO MAKE PLANS TO LIVE PAST 35 YEARS OLD.

I am job

I got a job on the UES, and it's nice and I'm happy. Right near school, good hours, decent pay. I did it all by myself too; all that self-help bullshit. I'm satisfied, yet despondent over what having a job actually means. That sounds particularly naive, but I'm not sure what I'm really supposed to do. Should I feign happiness and just go through the motions or do I bring up what's on my mind? Conflict or not? My feelings are righteously hurt, but it hurts more to think about why. Oh, well, you don't spray French perfume on shit, do you?

In accordance with this momentous occasion:

gee whiz

Larry King Admits He’s Never Used The Internet: ‘Do You Punch Little Buttons and Things?’

Last night CNN’s Larry King confessed to Roseanne Barr that he’s never used the Internet. King expressed doubt that the Internet was a viable political medium because “there’s 80 billion things on it.” When Barr said she liked the Internet, King acknowledged that “I’ve never done it, never gone searching.”

Barr said King would love the internet if he tried it. King replied, “I wouldn’t love it. What do you punch little buttons and things?” Barr even offered to show King how to use the Internet. King declined.

LARRY KING: On your blog you write, “Bush is going to declare war on China next, I swear.”

ROSEANNE BARR: I was so scared because I woke up and there was the Drudge, you know. I always read the Drudge Report and it said on there that the Chinese were like, you know, spying on our subs or doing something with our subs and I was like, “Oh no, he’s going to think that’s an act of war and then we’re going to go over there next.” I mean we’re everywhere. We’re everywhere.

KING: The Internet as a political medium viable?

BARR: Yes, it’s like the only one left, absolutely, and that’s not just me saying it. That’s everybody saying it.

KING: But there’s 80 billion things on it.

BARR: Yes, but if you know where to look, you know, it all can come together. When you’re looking for the particular information that you’re looking for after you do the big search, this is what I found out by going on there, it just takes your mind and then you live in there forever. You can never come out.

KING: I’ve never done it, never gone searching.

BARR: Oh, my God! It just opens up the whole universe. It’s so awesome. You would love it.

KING: No, I wouldn’t.

BARR: Anything you want to know.

KING: The wife loves it. I wouldn’t love it. What do you punch little buttons and things?

BARR: You just click on this thing. The thing is you got to be able to read, so you have to have strong glasses when you’ve over 50 and then you just scroll down and click. It’s not that hard. I can show you how to do it.

KING: No, thanks.

good things

sugar

My baby-sitter of many years was an old, black woman from the South named Thelma Tate, who was wiser than she knew herself to be. She was also, coincidentally, my father’s baby-sitter, and my parents had pulled some strings in our apartment building to get her a place, and I, in some way, inherited her. She had this undeniable charm, and one thing she used to say all the time has stuck with me forever. She would say, softly, “I see said the blind man,” and I would often playfully mimic her, unaware of what she truly meant. In Homer’s Odyssey, the poet Demodocus was endowed with the gift of song and paid with his ability to see, yet he was said to posses a profound knowledge of perspective. I’ve come to understand what Homer understood: sight is arguably more figurative than physical. Retrospection, to experience and then to internalize, is not really related to vision at all. A blind man may not be able to see, but this only fuels his sense of conviction and resolution, and in fact may make him more capable; because he can’t rely on sight, he must rely on his own comprehension.

global orgasm

GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement:

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

Global Orgasm is an experiment open to everyone in the world.

The results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.

This is the First Annual Winter Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to Winter Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.

Helsinki Complaints Choir

Finnish artists Tellervo Kalleinen and Oliver Kochta-Kalleinen collected the pet peeves and angst-ridden pleas of people in Helsinki and then composed this choral work around the list of complaints.

RING TONES ARE ALL ANNOYING!

Worst Burgler Ever

oh lord

http://www.aborell.com/KokoLiveChat.html

PENNY: Koko, do you like to talk to people?
KOKO: Fine nipple.

PENNY: OK. Your birthday is coming up, Koko. What do you want for your birthday? What do you want?
KOKO: Birthday... Food, smokes.

HaloMyBaby: Koko tell us what you look like in your words?
KOKO: eat now

RIP ODB

It's the 2nd anniversary of Ol' Dirty Bastards death (Nov. 13, 2004) and the world shall miss him dearly.

WU-TANG IS FOR THE KIDS
BIG BABY JESUS I CAN'T WAIT
NIGGA FUCK THAT I CAN'T WAIT

how cute, they named it Wasabi

http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/5290515/detail.html#

A dog breeder in Alhambra, Calif., is mystified after his golden retriever gave birth to a green puppy, according to a Local 6 News report.

Crying Indian

cheers

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!

The Merrill Howard Kalin Show

the salad is the most important food of the thing.

YEAH OK BUDDY NICE TRY

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Glenn Miller for Congress

Glenn Miller

Write-In

Candidate

For

U. S. Congress

http://www.whty.org/

ha, check out his family portrait.

Kiwi

oops!

titan

cedar

there were good days, and there were bad days, but most days were just normal.

what happened in '98

test

I need a vacation
The planet Mercury sounds nice, it's supposed to be hot this time of year.

pimpin' and bitches

Bollywood Hippie Freakout

nigger

Bong Hits 4 Jesus

ALBUQUERQUE

Via: VideoSift

N.M. Cops Sue Burger King Over Marijuana-Laced Hamburgers
Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Two police officers have sued Burger King Corp., claiming they were served hamburgers that had been sprinkled with marijuana.

The lawsuit says Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon, officers for the Isleta Pueblo tribal police, were in uniform and riding in a marked patrol car when they bought meals at the drive-through lane Oct. 8 of a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, N.M.

The officers ate about half of their burgers before discovering marijuana on the meat, the lawsuit said. They used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for medical evaluations.

"It gives a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper,"' the officers' attorney, Sam Bregman, said Monday. "The idea that these hoodlums would put marijuana into a hamburger and therefore attempt to impair law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs is outrageous."

Three Burger King employees were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer, a felony. They later were indicted.

und es geht weiter

Finishing up these applications and it's taking all of my patience and energy to not just say FUCK YOU and throw my computer out the window. I'm sick of writing why I'm a good candidate and I feel like hiring someone to write for me. I'm unispired and so now my stuff all sounds like facetious bullshit. How come I never learned how to do this on my own?

Dirtnap records released a whole album of rarities/singles from the most promising and unfortunate band in the history of the universe: The Exploding Hearts. If you don't know: http://www.explodinghearts.com/Articles/print.htm

velvet

I'm just like, fuck the grade if the work doesn't matter. I could get all the A's in the world and not care. I'm wasting my time here. Thank God I never made it to Earth, what happy place, how I long to be a grouch.

The subway was so crowded this morning there was a line just to get to the platform, I had to let 3 trains pass before I could even squeeze in, and even then some old spanish lady was basically inside my ass there were so many people. Everyone gets so angry when this happens, the hardcore thugs do this thing where they kind of look like they're doing the breast stroke in the air to push everyone out of the way, they just don't give a shit.

I had some carne guisada from the spanish place and it was great, I really like the yellow rice that comes with it.

muffins

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Following is a list of the sentences handed down to Saddam and his co-accused.

Saddam Hussein:

* Death by hanging for wilful killing
* 10 years for deportation/forcible transfer of population
* 10 years for imprisonment or other severe deprivation of liberty violating norms of international law
* Seven years for torture
* Seven years for other inhumane acts of similar nature

Taha Yassin Ramadan:

* Life in prison for wilful killing
* 10 years for deportation/forcible transfer of population
* 10 years for imprisonment or other severe deprivation of liberty violating norms of international law
* Seven years for torture
* Seven years for other inhumane acts of similar nature

Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti:

* Death by hanging for wilful killing
* 10 years for deportation/forcible transfer of population
* 10 years for imprisonment or other severe deprivation of liberty violating norms of international law
* Seven years for torture
* Seven years for other inhumane acts of similar nature

Awad Hamed al-Bander

* Death by hanging for wilful killing

Abdullah Kathim Ruwaid, Ali Dayih Ali, Mizhir Abdullar Kathim Ruwaid:

* 15 years for wilful killing
* 10 years for deportation/forcible transfer of population
* 10 years for imprisonment or other severe deprivation of liberty violating norms of international law
* Seven years for torture
* Seven years for other inhumane acts of similar nature

The terms are to be served concurrently.

Mohammed Azawi Ali was released due to insufficient evidence, after prosecutors recommended that all charges be dropped.

Dinosaur Jr. - Feel the Pain

sea legs

The Shins got a new album and it's dope.

Went to The Cloisters today and hung out with old architecture, big, wooden doors, and some unicorn tapestry. Took the scenic route and ended up going down some crazy paths, a little bit too stoned.

Made a song in Spanish and it's crack.

si no sanas hoy

Christopher Walken's Three Little Pigs

Ataru381 is awesome

I'll never stop...

Informative video about sexual harassment.

caught masturbating in library

fools blood

40 ounces

I GUESS SO, OK OK OK OK YEAH
i'm jealous jealous mr. jealousy
What would you do if I bit your face, now... suddenly?
I hate it when people don't live up to their stereo-types.

doozy

HO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM

imgrowinglegs

what?

iwannalivemylifemakinglove

pots|stop

no

I'm eating pizza and drinking Corona, but I forgot to get limes and I'm too lazy to go back to the store and get some.

THE EIGHTIES MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER
(the best band name ever, and they actually rock, check out the song Celebrate Your Mother)

NEWARK, N.J. — It took an urban cowboy from the farms of South Africa to corral and lasso a 600-pound bull running loose Friday in the streets of New Jersey's largest city.

For Denton Infield, now an animal control officer, rounding up wayward cattle was second nature, even if the scene was not.

Officers chased the bull for 10 hours through the streets of Newark — at one point, it took a turn toward downtown — before Infield final got close enough early Friday to corral it in the parking lot of a tool and die shop. There, the bull was tranquilized and eventually drifted off to sleep as the rush-hour traffic snarled and children snapped pictures with their cell phone cameras from passing school buses.

"Back home in South Africa, this is quite common," said Infield, a manager with the Associated Humane Societies' Newark office. "A lot of our cattle are transported by truck, and a lot of times the truck will turn over and there's cattle all over the place."

But that's in rural South Africa. Newark is quite another story.

"It's a shock to see a bull running loose here," said resident George Romero. "Usually when you hear about Newark, it's a murder or some crime, but a bull running loose? Seeing is believing. I was like, 'Holy Cow!'"

The bull was corralled less than a mile from Newark Liberty International Airport, about eight miles from New York City.

It was the second time in as many years that wayward cattle were caught wandering around Newark. In May 2004, a steer escaped from a slaughterhouse and was eventually taken to a farm sanctuary.

Infield said the bull caught Friday likely escaped from a slaughterhouse or fell off a truck bound for one.

The 3-year-old mixed breed bull had an auction tag affixed to its back, indicating it wasn't far from The Final Roundup.

The bull was first spotted at 10 p.m. Thursday, running up and down an industrial street leading to Newark's heavily populated downtown. Police shooed onlookers away and blocked off streets to keep vehicles away from the animal, which managed to elude its pursuers until Friday morning.

"He was jumping over air conditioning units and over small fences," Infield said. "He was a little wild."

Infield finally chased the bull into the empty parking lot, where he tossed a rope around its neck and nudged it close enough for a second animal control officer to jab it with a tranquilizer syringe.

"He's asleep now," Infield said, rubbing the animal's flank.

Authorities called in a trailer from Popcorn Park Zoo in Lacey Township, a refuge for abused or unwanted animals that is operated by the Humane Societies. Infield said the bull would be taken there to live out the rest of its life.

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Buckner & Garcia - Pac-Man Fever (Solid Gold)

Keep in mind these guys are singing about pac-man. And I don't think I need to bring up the mustache, that speaks for itself.

Buckner & Garcia are the duo of Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia. In 1982 they released the novelty album Pac-Man Fever, consisting entirely of songs about arcade video games. The title track became a #8 hit in the United States.

poor Jerry had to live with being in a band with a guy whose last name was Garcia.

Men Witout Hats - The Safety Dance

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

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the new york times has been full of drama for the past like 2 weeks, they're wilding out about bush and shit, not that I disagree, but sometimes it's unbearable to read.

U.S. Web Archive Is Said to Reveal a Nuclear Primer
San Francisco on Halloween Turns Violent; 10 Are Injured
Construction Worker Dies in 15-Story Fall in Manhattan
Latin Grammys Finally Arrive in Mambo’s Hometown

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I am cold, too cool to call you, far to stoned to leave my bed
I'll write this song to win your kiss but stay asleep instead
have you heard about my two friends?
one is me and the other is all my things

Jagshemash! It is good.

spurious

this plastic wrap is making my food taste bad, and all of the coffee is burnt. I'm really good at rolling joints, but I can't even figure myself out. the universe on a string! hold on tightly, we'll get through this episode alright, faces and places.

who's to say that I'm not smart?
memory will defeat us all
the devil's in the details

help

my demography is moot
my stencils are scrap
these planes level headed miss me on the freeway
fool proof and unending

THIS IS FUN

The water falls through the roof and I make time-bombs for time-bombs
The icicles just drip liquid intelligence on these streets too porous
These gummy shoes can’t walk 100 miles in the snow, but the martyr doesn’t matter
And since the martyr doesn’t matter, then we can stop the growth of growth
See, I know the secrets of every and all family trees
Forcing my nickle-and-dime-store-psycho-babble-vernacular on any seed with the guts to master
We can sink to the bottom or rise to the top, integrity and honesty
Species intertwined in the dance of fire circle pilgrimages
Leaking out of my leaky faucet leaks the first thousand droplets of life
My head is full of rich soil and I plan on planting crowfeet with delicacy and ardor

hooozah hooooooozah

Sun’s bright, Burns my eyes
Join in weary travellers sighs
Living shouldn’t be this tough
Feeling rough
Walk’s brisk, Burns my legs
Stepping over city dregs
Living shouldn’t be this tough
Feeling rough
What d’ya do? How’s it pay?
Down tools, up sticks, out my way
Of the corporate bond please strip me
Going away, gonna be a hippy
Love’s free, Everywhere
A beautiful thing for all to share
Living life, how you should
Feeling good
We’re one, Everything
Compliment the birds that sing
Living life, how you should
Feeling good